Monday, March 7, 2011

Oil Frustration

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas,Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.

Our dipsticks are located in DC. 

Pretty sure there are no questions.

I would simply add:  when you rely on a theif to fill your tank...you're gonna get robbed....


- gleened from an email recently received.  I looked for the cartoon of Garfiled that did not open in my email, and found this link for the "original post."

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