Which Side Of The Fence Are You On?

This was sent to me as an email and I thought it was good enough to post. Enjoy!

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

 If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

 If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

 If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..

 If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

 If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

 If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Liberal will delete it because he/she is "offended".

Amen!